26. August 2014

How many...?

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. They're efficient and not very funny.
How many computer scientists does it take to change a lighbulb?
None. That is a hardware issue.
How many apple enthusiasts does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't change the light bulb, they just buy a new house.
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades.
How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black
How many Ramones does it take to change a lightbulb?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
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